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 It really hot today...and I found these and just had to share.
Enjoy!

You Know it's July in Florida When:

• Hot water comes out of both taps.
• You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.
• The trees are whistling for the dogs.
• You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.
• The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• You burn your hand opening the car door.
• The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.
• You can make instant sun tea.
• Shade determines the best parking space, not distance.
• Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
• When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.
• Potatoes cook underground. This is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter.
• You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.
• You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car. 

 
True Floridians Know...

• Socks are only for bowling.
• You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
• A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
• Your winter coat is made of denim.
• You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
• You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
• Anything under 70 is chilly.
• You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
• You could swim before you could read.
• You have to drive north to get to The South.
• You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
• Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
• You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark
• You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
• You dread love bug season.
• You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
• You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
• You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
• You were 12 before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
• Down South' means Key West
• You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York .
• Flip-flops are everyday wear.
• Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
• Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
• An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
• You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to Florida
• You measure distance in minutes.
• You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
• You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
• A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
• You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
• You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer
• It's not soda, cola, or pop, it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor: 'What kinda coke you want?'
• Anything under 95 is just warm.
• You've hosted a hurricane party.
• You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.
• ( Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!)
• You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
• You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
• You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than to own a boat yourself.
• Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a confederate flag.
• You were five before you realized they made houses without pools.
• You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
• You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
• You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '.