Real friends

I got this in an e-mail this morning....and I think its pretty accurate.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM/AUNTIE/UNCLE

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' 

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours 

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you 

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS : Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' 

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you